Today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may not be that big of a deal but when i’ve stored up that many negative emotions it feels like i busted a hole in the hoover dam
The boss’ wife found out he was cheating on her. So she found the hottest youngest cock at his office and took him right there in front of everyone. She knew it would get back to him, but that’s what she wanted. Let the rumours begin!
The Atleti ball boy who pranked Cristiano Ronaldo in Sunday’s derby was stripped of his first team duties. As Ronaldo was running over to get a ball for a throw-in, Iván cheekily threw it away. He later boasted about it on Twitter but has since deleted the tweets and apologized for his actions.
Atlético Madrid has maintained that it was a regrettable incident but has taken up for the kid after insults were directed to him in the media. However, the Rojiblancos praised Cristiano for taking it all in stride, according to Marca.